I find myself at Starbucks today, sipping on coffee while eavesdropping on undergrads complaining about how their meager 20 year old lives are ruined because there is actually nice weather outside right now and they're at a Starbucks sipping on coffee while not eavesdropping but rather studying for peasant undergrad things.
I also started thinking about how the fahrenheit system and british imperial units should be phased out and the few countries left in the world still holding on to the idiotic method of measurements should change their ways. I concluded that the easiest way to do this in the least bloody and geopolitically headache-free way is to build a time machine, go back in time, kill Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit as well as the entire country of England circa whenever. Sorry England...you came up with a bad system of measurement (so bad that the denizens of the countries that use the british imperial system don't even quite understand how it works...so bad that you are single-handedly responsible for the explosion of a space rocket)
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