Lunch + Dinner = Dunch?

I got off my EM shift yesterday at 3.  Left the department at around 3:30, then stopped by Subway to Eat Fresh and to possibly fulfill both lunch and dinner.  Got myself a nice sub.  Foot long Honey Oat, Spicy Italian, Mozarella Cheese, toasted, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, onion, pickles, and olives.  Light Mayo to top it off.  This submarine was about to get torpedoed by my mouth as soon as I got out to one of the outdoor tables behind the School of Medicine.  So I get there, and there's a homeless woman.  She has a bunch of stuff with her.  She gets up and asks me to watch her plastic bag for her while she goes somewhere.  I say sure.  She comes back in about 5 minutes.  I'm about 3/4 done with the first half of the foot-long.  She sits down back at her table, looks at my sub, makes the motion of breaking bread.  I give her the other half of the foot-long.  I'm thinking, "This is a good deed. I will be fuller by having done a good deed rather than eating the whole thing myself."  And maybe I tricked my mind to feel that way initially...but my stomach wasn't fooled at all.  I hungered not more than 2 hours post-1/2-sub-feast.  So I had Thai food.  And that, kids, is the story of how my Tuesday Dunch failed and got really really fat.

Headline:

"Native Americans KILLED AND ATE DUMBO, say archaeologists"

White people came and KILLED THE NATIVE AMERICANS AND WASTED ALL OF THEM BY NOT EATING A SINGLE ONE, says Alex Lee

Extra Hot is not Extra good

I ate Thai food for lunch today.  As an open-minded consumer, I ordered the potato curry with chicken in extra hot.  Mistake number one.  I brought it home, and started eating it.  It was fine, except that it was extra hot with scathing pain on my tongue with every bite.  But because I bought it, I had to eat it all.  Mistake number two.  Now I have never experienced a stomach ulcer before, but if I were to have one, I imagine this is probably what it feels like to have one.  And my GI system must have panicked with the package it received today, because I feel a bowel movement coming on pretty soon.  And from past experiences, I know that things that burn going in, usually burn on its way out.