M3 OSCE (objective structured clinical exam)

(Patient with chief complaint of bruise over eye and wrist pain with associated bruise, very clear history of domestic violence)

Me: I just need to take some of your social history.  Who do you live with?

Fake Patient: My boyfraand

REALLY REALLY wanted to ask, 'Is your boyfriend Chris Brown?'

But I didn't

And I'll have to live with this fact forever.